Enemies of the NME unite!

Come titter at the fallen goliath! Hark at its sub-25k magazine readership! Sneer as you recall the shinning it gave that not-that- great-actually-on-reflection Manics album!

After each and every disheartening ABC update, we witness the depressing relish with which certain music types gobble up news of circulation drop-offs at music’s ex-king of the newsstand.

I’m still not quite sure why they revel so gladly in its decline. Maybe Viva Brother’s influence permeated beyond any social ...