Apologies, for Dooley is running late this week. He or she is not quite sure how it happened, but having left the BRIT Awards at 10.21pm precisely on Wednesday night (it would have been a minute earlier, but someone tried to prevent Dooley’s companion from leaving with several bottles of champagne liberated from record company tables), somehow he or she only seems to have got back into the office now. If anyone spotted Dooley in the intervening 48-odd hours, please ...