On closer inspection 'a record deal' might be pushing it a bit, but the winning artist will get £5,000 of equipment from Roland, publicity in The Fly and on Muzu, plus their track will be made available on iTunes and other download sites. They'll also benefit from a PR and marketing campaign spearheaded by Harry himself.

The competition's being hosted at HarryHill.co.uk where hopefuls can upload a one-minute performance video, which sounds like it gives an instant advantage to thrash ...