"There are some very funny moments on X Factor. You can’t deny it. You know when they get all the poor singers who’ve been chucked out back in for a big medley? The worst one was when they did Earth Song by Michael Jackson, and they were all missing their cues and that. Then the camera pans to this woman who’s screaming, out of time: ‘What about dignity?’”

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